Television A La Carte

TVThe way you pay for cable television may soon change if Senator John McCain gets his way.  He has introduced the Television Consumer Freedom Act which would allow consumers to subscribe to only the channels a la carte instead of having to pay for packages of channels they’ll never watch.   No more paying for ESPN for those not interested sports or the WE channel for viewers who are not interested in Bridezillas.

Senator McCain recently wrote an op-ed piece in the L.A. Times saying…

Many industries over the years — from the stagecoach builders and saddle makers to those who made the eight-track tape and the Sony Walkman — didn’t much like the change forced on them by the tide of history. Sooner or later, companies standing in the way today will face a similar choice: Meet consumers’ demands or become obsolete.”

Locally, the interesting question is what would happen with Comcast Sports Houston.  As many frustrated sports fans know, CSN Houston has not had much luck being picked up by a number of the major cable providers.   If this bill passes, CSN Houston will be in the position of having fans choose whether or not they want to watch the games and the other ancillary programming they provide.  The sports channel has been adamant about being made available to every subscriber on the basic service level and being compensated for that number.  That all becomes a moot point if Senator McCain’s proposed bill actually becomes law.

More and more, we are living in an on-demand world.  Services like iTunes, Netflex and Hulu are proving that consumers want, what they want, when they want it.  It’s time the cable industry take a hard look at where this is going and get ahead of the curve before they become the way of the 8-Track.

Reality Check Ahead

daveSomething scandalous is happening with reality TV.  It turns out many of the reality programs aren’t very real at all.  The latest revelation comes from A&E’s hit show, “Storage Wars”.   Former “Storage Wars” star Dave “Yuuup” Hester is suing A&E, alleging that substantial aspects of hit reality show are fake (insert gasp here).

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Hester asserts producers of the program plant expensive items in storage lockers that its “stars” are supposed to bid on.  It has also been alleged that producers have asked some of the cast members to give them special pieces that are planted in the lockers.  The production company would then pay a rental fee to the “star” for using their items.

Now this isn’t the first reality show to be accused of not being real.  A contestant on HGTV’s “House Hunters” reveled back in June that she would not be featured in an episode until she had already closed on a home.  Yet, she was still required to view other homes even though she had already purchased a home.  And then there’s TLC’s “Breaking Amish” whose cast members supposedly lied about their backgrounds and had left the Amish community several years before the show began.

You would think most people would be outraged, but many viewers don’t seem to care.    “Who cares, it doesn’t matter to me” to the sarcastic, “Really, it’s a fake?  I am shocked!!” fill up message boards by people who follow such programs.  The posters seem more amused people actually thought the shows were real, than the fact the producers take “creative license” with many of the story lines.

But it seems to be a sad state of affairs for people like Dave “Yuup” Hester that, when it comes to reality TV, things just aren’t always as they seem.

Slip Sliding on the Internet

man yelling at computerIf you spend any time on Facebook recently, you have probably seen one of your friends post this statement…

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, professional photos and videos and similar in line with the Berne Convention.

For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times. (Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under protection of copyright laws) By the present communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, students, agents and/or any staff under Facebook’s direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute).

Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile status updates.

At first glance, language looks very official and binding, except for one little problem; it’s a bunch of mumbo jumbo that would make even Perry Mason blush.    Let’s break it down…

  1. To begin with, posting anything on Facebook does not supersede the user agreement you agreed to (and probably never bothered to read) when you first signed up.
  2. Citing the Berne Convention should be enough to make Facebook quiver in its tracks, except that the Berne Convention has nothing to do with the Internet.  The World Intellectual Property Organization Copyright Treaty was developed in 1996 to deal with issues raised by information technology and the Internet that the Berne Convention does not cover.
  3. Using the word “communiqué” (while very official looking even though it’s roots are French), simply means an official announcement about a usually very important piece of news and has no legal bearing or merit.
  4. Referencing a law by its number certainly conveys importance, however the law cited in the post (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-013) concerns Commercial law – that’s why it’s called “Uniform Commercial Code” and is meaningless in this context.
  5. This next one is my personal favorite, the Rome Statue.  This statue summarizes who can investigate and prosecute core international crimes such as genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes and the crime of aggression.  Makes you wonder just what people are posting in their status update to warrant this type of protection.

Facebook has addressed all of this on its Facebook and Privacy page (although admittedly, it is difficult to believe a company whose stock value has lost what economists described as “a crap load of money”).  Still one has to wonder what possesses people to copy and paste with such reckless abandonment.    Maybe we have become a generation lemmings that jump off the cliff screaming “they can’t put that on the Internet if it wasn’t true!”

Oprah’s Big Interview A Big Yawn

OprahWe learned two things about last night’s Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Lance Armstrong.  One is that Armstrong is not a very nice person and the second is that Oprah is not as smart as we all thought.

Let’s start with the first point.  We all knew (or at least suspected) that Lance cheated and threw anyone and everyone under the bus (including filing a lawsuit against his former masseuse Emily O’Reilly for outing him).  Armstrong came across as a very cold and calculating human being who would stop at nothing to win for fame and glory (what the hell did Sheryl Crow see in him).  Look up “Control Freak” in the dictionary and you’ll see his picture next to it.  That part of last night’s interview was actually not that shocking.

What was surprising is how Oprah handled the broadcast.  Many blogs and pundits are heaping praise on the former Queen of daytime talk, and while she did create a lot of buzz for OWN (The Oprah Winfrey Network), there were several places where she dropped the ball.

The actual interview took place earlier in the week.  Trying to keep what was said secret was like trying to keep Lindsey Lohan from getting in trouble; it wasn’t going to happen.  Even Oprah appeared on the CBS Morning Show to promote the interview and all but said he admitted to cheating.  So what was left to watch?   There is no denying she did her homework and delivered what she promised (a no-hold bars interview), but unfortunately the news cycle had already moved on.

Sports fans had already turned their attention to the captivating drama surrounding Notre Dame super star Manit Te’o and his mystery girlfriend.  The window of public interest closes quickly, and Oprah did herself no favors by pushing the interview back.  She also could have saved the mea culpa for later in the broadcast.   The broadcast opened with her asking yes and no questions and we knew immediately that Armstrong doped in all seven Tour de France victories.

What was left after that?  Now we’re going to show what a real asshole you are?   No thanks, I get it.   It reminds one of a public flogging where crowds got to watch someone get punished in a public arena, but did you really feel Armstrong was getting beaten up by her questions?   If you didn’t get enough you’re in luck; the whipping continues tonight with Part Two.

Accuracy Be Damned…Get It First

Broken_microphoneThere are many lessons to be learned from the horrific events that took place at last
Friday’s massacre in Connecticut.  Debate on gun control, dealing with people who suffer from mental health issues and how, we as society cope with what can only be described as unimaginable are all being talked about around water coolers and dinner tables.

There’s another part to this tragedy that we can’t over-look; the way the media is covering breaking news stories.  In an effort to “get it first”, they threw out misinformation with reckless abandonment.  The best of the worst was identifying the shooter as Ryan Lanza, 24, and tweeting his Facebook profile picture around cyberspace.  The news outlets had to correct themselves when it turned out that the shooter was 20-year-old Adam Lanza, his brother.  (Ryan ended up posting “Fuck You CNN, it wasn’t me” on his Facebook wall in an attempt to help clear up the confusion)

There were also reports early on incorrectly reporting Lanza’s mother taught at the Newtown elementary school which again, proved to be flat out wrong and massive confusion as to what, and how many, weapons had been used.

And, even before the dust had settled, there was a statement attributed to actor Morgan Freeman in the wake of the shooting that spread faster than nude photos of Princess Kate Middleton that spoke of how the media is making these psychopaths into super heroes.  The problem?  He did not write it, nor had no idea where it came from.   It doesn’t matter though, because it’s still being shared on Facebook and Tweeted at warp speed.

All of this is misinformation is leading us down a very slippery slope.  Why is anyone going to pay attention, and much less believe anything the media reports from the scene of breaking news, when so much of it turns out to be wrong?   It has become such common practice that most outlets don’t even bother to acknowledge their mistakes anymore, but simply remove the page from their website in the hopes no one will remember and then let some PR flak try to explain it away.

Can you imagine what it must have felt like if you had a child in that school, or knew somebody that worked there and you were trying to find out what happened?  In a world where instant gratification is quickly becoming the norm, perhaps a little more homework and a little less rush to be first would be one lesson we could learn this horrible tragedy.

Throwing Out The User Experience

b1sharp_oldradioThe battle for your ears has taken an interesting twist.  Traditional over the air broadcasters and internet radio companies are duking it out over something called the “Internet Radio Fairness Act”.  This bill, introduced in both the House and the Senate, tries to level the playing field and put the fees internet radio pays for music at the same rate as other digital music providers.  Last year, according to Pandora, it paid roughly 50 percent of its total revenue in royalties, more than six times the percentage paid by satellite radio provider Sirius-XM.

“On the surface, the rates paid by PANDORA and other online radio services appear onerous and in need of congressional relief” wrote Richard Greenfield, a media analyst for BTIG.  “However, the reason why companies such as PANDORA pay such high royalty rates as a percentage of revenues is because they severely limit audio advertising to protect the user experience and keep people on the platform.”

So their answer is to have Pandora run more advertisements to make up for the revenue (God forbid anyone should “protect the user experience”).   A recent radio study by ALAN BURNS AND ASSOCIATES and TRITON DIGITAL showed that radio is less strongly bonded to listeners under 35 because younger listeners want music control and fewer commercials.  The response by BTIG brings to mind the infamous quip; “let them eat cake!”

Radio will point to studies showing how many people listen to them during the week, and that number is very impressive, but Internet Radio also has a compelling story to tell.   Pandora reported that, in September of 2012, it showed an increase of 67% from 687 million to 1.15 billion of listening hours during the same period last year.

Another point Greenfield raised in his report was “why should the U.S. government allow musicians to be harmed simply to help PANDORA and its investors generate enhanced returns?”   It’s an interesting argument because it is the same one used by the radio industry.   Many radio executives feel they should pay smaller royalties to musicians because they help promote artists and sell records.  Both points of view have merit, but you can’t play both sides.

If radio were smart (and there are many smart people working in radio), they would develop new ways to advertise that continue to produce a healthy profit while enhancing; not hurting its user experience instead of trying to thwart companies like Pandora.  Product placement type ads, shorter commercial breaks and smoother insertion of advertisements could all lead to increased listening among younger demos which would result in higher revenues.

Will anyone in radio willing to take the chance, or will they end up listening to Wall Street instead of Main Street.

Roll Up For the Magical Mystery Tour

beatlesBeatlemania is trying to remain alive and well with an upcoming re-release of the film, The Magical Mystery Tour.  The Beatles had just released the highly acclaimed Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band when Paul McCartney came up with an idea to make a film based upon The Beatles and their music.

The film was to be unscripted and feature various “ordinary” people who traveled along with the band in a coach (or what us Yanks call a bus).  The story highlighted the travelers who had unspecified “magical” adventures along the way and introduced us to six new Beatles songs (“Magical Mystery Tour”, “The Fool on the Hill”, “I am the Walrus” “Flying”, “Blue Jay Way” and “Your Mother Should Know”) .

The movie was shot in color, but was broadcast in black and white on BBC-TV over the 1967 Christmas holidays and was immediately ripped by the critics.  The original Rolling Stone review of the movie was comprised by a one-sentence quote from John Lennon: “There are only about 100 people in the world who understand our music.”  The album reached #1 on the US charts, but was only able to reach 31st on the British charts.   The soundtrack was better received than the film winning a Grammy Award for best album in 1968.

The film never was distributed in the US and saw limited distribution around the world.  Now it’s being restored and released onto DVD and Blu-Ray on October 9. Apple will also have screenings of the 53-minute film for the first time ever on the big screen in the U.S. and around the world.  You’ll be able find screening locations and times at www.thebeatles.com.

The Most Dangerous Person on the Internet

Do Not Click This Photo!

Do Not Click This Photo!

Who is the most dangerous person on the Internet?  Turns out it is Emma Watson, the actress who played Hermione Granger in the wildly successful Harry Potter series.  Now Watson is not some kind of nerdy super hacker  like Lisbeth Salander writing codes to destroy your computer’s hard drive and hence your entire life.  No, Watson is actually the bait to lure unsuspecting victims to sites that will launch really nasty viruses and/or steal your identity.

The tech security company McAfee is reporting that Watson tops on the list of famous names that cyber criminals use to lure online searchers.  Watson is not the only celebrity unfortunate enough to be used to entice people to click into cyber hell.  Last year’s list was topped by Heidi Klum (As Heidi likes to say, one day you’re in, the next day you’re out…Auf Wiedersehen).

Men take note; female celebrities are more likely to be utilized by cyber criminals.  Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was the only male in the top 20.  As a public service from CultureMap.com, other risky celebrities to search online are Jessica Biel, Selena Gomez, Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Shakira, Cameron Diaz, Salma Hayek, and Sofia Vergara.

McAfee advises you to be wary about the sites you visit online to get your daily dose of celebrity scandal. Your best bet is to stick to well-known sites from established organizations like www.culturemap.com.  Even so, you still need to practice safe surfing as online charlatans may try to fool you with a genuine-looking URL address that will be sure to lead you into eternal internet damnation.

Getting Lost on the Yellow Brick Road

DebateListening to the pundits try to make sense of Wall Street is a bit like riding one of those old wooden  roller coasters.  You begin by starting off slowly.  Then you climb a big hill and just as quickly, head screaming back down.  In between, you get shook around a lot and end up were you started (if you’re lucky).

Take some recent analysis from the 4th estate…

The price of gas goes down at the pump.  Drivers now spend less money to fill up their tanks.  That’s a good thing, right?  Wrong!  Analysts report consumer spending is down because Americans are losing faith in the recovery.  What happens?  Stocks tumble on the news of the report.  Huh?

Speaking of gasoline, the former president of Shell Oil predicted in December 2011 that gas would cost $5 a gallon in 2012.  Gas prices did go up, but have returned to January 2012.  Maybe that’s why he is the former president for Shell.

Several large banks get their ratings lowered because of questionable deals with European countries.  That’s bad right?  Wrong!  Stocks go up because investors were already expecting this and like the fact it was done.  What happens?  Stock prices rise on the news.  Say what?

The Supreme Court surprises many people by upholding “Obama Care”.  This was not based on commerce, but that the government can tax just about anything it wants.  The money experts on Fox and CNBC immediately screamed this would ruin the economy and kill jobs.  The market did go down after the ruling was released, but only dropped around 40 points.  Wonder what Obama did when the market dropped over 100 points before the announcement was made?

There is a television ad currently airing for a financial services company.  Various husbands are getting ready for bed and fretting to their wives about what could happen if the economy goes south (I’m guessing the company doesn’t feel women are smart enough to be worried).  The wives offer sound advice saying “it’s all noise” and we should “tune it out”.

scarecrowI remember a very smart (and wealthy) financial adviser telling me to look at the market as a long term process, and not to focus on a day/week or month.  I try to follow that advice, but I have to admit it’s hard to do when all the talking heads sound like the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz giving me directions to find the end of the Yellow Brick Road.

Maybe There is Hope for Us

Something amazing recently took place on the Internet.  It won’t bring us world peace, or end famine, but it could help restore our faith in mankind just a little bit.

The story begins with an unlucky tourist.  Anyone who lives to travel knows how important taking pictures are.  You want to capture all the sights from places that you’ve always dreamed of visiting, creating a special collection of wonderful memories.  So imagine how it would feel to travel in Europe, take over 2,800 pictures and then lose your camera.  That moment of realizing all the photos are gone would feel like being sucker-punched.

That’s exactly what happened to one unlucky traveler who visited Amsterdam, but this story has a happy ending.  You see, the camera was found by a good hearted soul who realized the camera held a clue as to its owner, but how to find him?

After looking at some of the photos, it became apparent the camera’s owner liked to have his picture taken (a valuable lesson for those who hate having their picture taken).  Still, there are millions of visitors to Amsterdam so what can one person do?

Jan van Cappellen, who found the camera on a train, said he felt like a detective.  After realizing he had a picture of the owner, van Cappellen emailed several hostels, and other tourist sites including the Iamsterdam page on Facebook.  The photo was posted on Monday and by Tuesday, the owner, Reggie Downing from Canada, was recognized and found still traveling in Europe.

Now, in the grand scheme of things, it might not seem like much, but it’s those little victories that make it feel like we still have a chance.

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